A friend of mine thought she might be interested in this event with a record-breaking??? 1,000 singles, open bar, billiards and other games, tarot card readings and other antics. Plus $2 from each ticket goes to the Humane Society...how sweet.
But, then she looked more closely...

137 females to 47 males--really? This might actually be worse than the usual NYC numbers. Where are these fools advertising? Clearly not here. Why don't they follow google's example and throw a pair of these on the invite...

Just please don't sell a ticket to this guy.
UPDATE: Now, all 500 female tickets have been sold and the men have rallied to buy 250 tickets. Progress, but slow. At least my friend could still get some free drinks and wallop some folks at the pool tables.